Dear Clomid,
I’m writing you today to inform you that you no longer hold any power over me. I do honor what you are doing for us in the way of giving us a helping hand. Your 10% increased chance of multiples is very welcomed and your increased egg production is highly appreciated. However, you do not control me, you no longer have the power to tell me how to feel and to put it bluntly, your side effects are dead to me.
Sincerely,
Me
